About The Characters

HOTEL STAFF

Name: Alice
Occupation: Front Desk Manager
Hair: Awful
Alice is the long suffering front desk manager of Hotel Paranoia. She doesn’t particularly like her job but when you’re paranoid, you cling to what you’ve got. Notoriously wimpy and with the worst hair in existence, Alice figures that if she’s gotten through the day without any fights, explosions, or shouting, then it’s been a good day.

Name: The Manager
Occupation: Head Manager
Hair: Swishy
The Manager is a cheery enigma, wrapped in a mystery, with a creepy bow on top. If there is any explanation for the hotel and its purpose, the Manager knows but she’s not telling.

Name: Jada
Occupation: Accountant/Kickassant
Hair: At Attention
Jada is a bit of an oddball at the hotel. Upbeat, unafraid, and forthright, she says exactly what she thinks. Extremely athletic, she sometimes “threatens” to beat people up. But it’s all in good fun, really! Jada and Alice tend to hang out with each other often, with Jada trying to goad Alice into having more of a spine. If anyone knows how the hotel manages to keep financially solvent, it’s probably Jada.

Name: The Manager’s Sister
Occupation: Hotel Security
Hair: Bride of Frankenstein
The Manager’s Sister probably has a name, but she’s unwilling to tell it. Actually, she’s unwilling to say anything at all. Silent and huge, she intimidates the heck out of all the hotel’s customers, which is useful when the hotel’s customers are intimidating Alice.

Name: Doug
Occupation: Housekeeping
Hair: Unknown but probably very sterile
Doug has a bit of an obsession with germs. The obsession being that he doesn’t want them anywhere near him. No one at the hotel has any idea what he looks like, not even the Manager, since he’s never seen out of his decontamination suit. Doug and Iliana hate each other and want nothing to do with one another.

Name: Iliana
Occupation: Hotel Maintenance
Hair: Who has time for hair when there are things to fix?!
Iliana loves fixing things. If there a problem, mechanical or otherwise, she’ll be there to try and make things right. She has an utter disregard for cleanliness, which makes her and Doug mortal enemies. Due to her eagerness to please others, Iliana can be impressible and easily swayed to believe things that she probably shouldn’t.

HOTEL GUESTS

Name: Damon
Hair: Normal
Damon has a bit of an issue with money, the issue being that he knows that everyone wants to steal it from him. As a result, he doesn’t trust anyone and constantly checks his accounts to make sure that not even one penny is missing. He’s particularly annoyed with businesses that want information so they can charge him for services. Why can’t they just give him things for free, is his thinking.

Name: Jing
Hair: Held Back
Jing’s pretty convinced that people are out to get her. Instead of hiding away, she deals with this by being extra loud and combative with anyone who gets within ten feet of her. Jing likes to threaten that she’s a Wushu master and will kick the ass of anyone who tries to kidnap her. Unfortunately, she’s only a Wushu master in her head.